1. suffer from some form of depression/frustration for a lengthy period
2. exhaust yourself from too many activities from the week
3. go to a club on an empty stomach
4. drink 4+ martinis (with an alcohol that you will have a negative reaction to)
5. flirt with random men (who will buy you a couple of the drinks)
6. be sure to make out with the cutest/youngest in the group
7. black out
8. be escorted outside to chilly air to revive (sort of)
9. have a (great) friend who will hold your hair back
10. throw up
You, too, can party like a rockstar if you follow these basic steps!
