I told LCT to call me today to 'firm things up' for a coffee date over the weekend. He called while I was getting ready to go out. So I called back & left a message. He called while I was at dinner and I asked him if I could call him in 2 hours. That was fine. But, for some reason, he called me twice about an hour and a half later. I don't know why because I ignored it and enjoyed my meal.
I decided to call him on my ride home & we chatted. He didn't have much to say, but I asked him a few questions anyway. Turns out he has a bs in HIstory & an ms in Public Administration. He would like to go into politics one day. Maybe, but not if he talks to any other woman the way he talked to me.
It was as painful as having teeth pulled. and then he said "So, teach, I could teach you a thing or two." I said "Oh yeah? Like what?" And he said "I'd have to show you. It's nothing I can do over the phone." So I said "I'd really like to know." He just kept saying "yeah I could teach you something. Yeah. I walk softly but carry a big stick (oh so sad history reference)." I finally said "If this is your idea of flirting, it isn't working." So he replied "Oh are you geting all 'teacher' on me now?" I said "No. But can we move on?" And he kept it up. Hello? I am not 16 with ADD. Grow up. So, after him rambling on again (and again and again) about how he thinks I am getting all tough on him now & he could teach me something, I said "Well, its been nice talking but I am hanging up. Bye." And he said "Wait! What? So what do you want to know?" I said "Nothing. You didn't want to move the conversation on. You didn't answer questions I asked. Forget it. Good luck. Don't call." I heard him say "I won't call you. You will be calling me." I said "Okay. whatever." And hung up.
He called twice in the last 1/2 hour. Um..........like I am going to pick up? I figure if he calls me by the weekend I will answer to tell him to stop. But, right now its just panic on his part. He'll get over it.
And now I am crying because she is holding he man I want to be held by. And what am I doing? Talking to idiots that I met in a bar who believe they can 'teach me a thing or two'. That'll be the day. ugh.......................this is sucky.
