I was looking up movie times last night and had taken the block off of my screen name......and the instant I did that, Mr. Sarcasm imed me. Here's how it went:
Sarcasm: hi
Me: hi
Sarcasm: how are you?
Me: good and you
Sarcasm: good. Hows the weekend going?
Me: fun but cold so far....y
Me: ur's?
Me: oops--your's?
Me: my laptop is sensitive today
Sarcasm: Its going ok
Sarcasm: like you :)
Me: ?
Sarcasm: sensitive. JK
Me: ummm.....whatever
Sarcasm: Im busting chops/ Thats why I put JK (just kidding)
Sarcasm: on you still on the site?
Me: sort of---im just logging on once a week til it runs out
Sarcasm: I dont even remember your porfile name. I havent talked to you inawhile
Me: you just checked me out a few days ago
Me: and why would you im someone you dont remember?
Sarcasm: cause if I have you on my AIM there is a good reason for it
Me: so do you remember me at all?
Me: name?
Sarcasm: if I saw your profile I would
Me: so you called someone (whom you don't remember) sensitive?
Me: I just want to make sure I have this correct
Sarcasm: I was busting chops cause of what you said before through IM
Me: okay....but what if I was one of the women who doesn't like or doesn't get
sarcasm?
Sarcasm: then I would apoligize and move on
Me: shouldn't you know with whom you are iming before you do that?
Sarcasm: the IM doesnt have any way to give me a nick to a face
Me: funny...I remember you...Mr. Sarcasm who lives in N. Bellmore, is a cop in
Brooklyn,serious(life threatening) motorcycle accident
Sarcasm: yep
Sarcasm: guess you are better than me
Me: has been on match a year......used to patrol the Bronx and let things like
open alcohol containers slide
Sarcasm: easy with that
Sarcasm: wait I think I remember
Sarcasm: you here?
Me: yes
Sarcasm: We have not met and I thihnk you told me about one you had met talking
about a pic you have up about beers being shown
Me: yes. And you shoud know my name, too
Sarcasm: see Im not crazy
Sarcasm: you live in levittown I thinik
Me: you only remember now because of all of the info I provided from conversations
we had. Had I left you to your own thoughts you'd have no idea......and no I
do not live in Levittown
Sarcasm: what are you talking about? ALl teh nifo you gave me.
Me: I have to get moving. Bye.
Sarcasm: should I now bother
Sarcasm: not bother*
I blocked him at this point & had to log off anyway. Is this the most ridiculous thing ever? How (and why) do you im someone you don't even remember? Psycho!
