While sitting in a (pointless) meeting today, I was sharing my tales of bad dates. One woman said that she figured E. and I could walk into a place and have no trouble finding someone. I told her (& others) that once they hear what you do they tell a horror story of a wretched English teacher & walk away. So Dr. Film turns around and says
"So tell them you teach Sex. Ed."
OH. MY. GOD. That is so awesome! So I will now be using this as my resposne. Isn't this great?