'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
and all through the show,
I just kept thinking "Why me?
Can't I just go?"
The glasses they pinched
the floors were so sticky
The characters too creepy
and the seats so itchy.
Okay, so this is not ever going to be published as the "Deranged Words to "Twas The Night Before Christmas", but it was my night. I saw the movie for the first time ever. I must say, I did not need to see it. I am not into spooky, mangled-looking characters. I am not a Tim Burton fan at all. I know this for a fact. His other works, "Corpse Bride", "Edward Scissorhands", "Ed Wood", never enticed me. But, this was a 3-D experience and I was interested in seeing it for that element alone. Meh. I should have saved my $11.25 for a tropical martini.
